I'm just not down with reality like that. But it is kind of cool that the cast is going to be mostly black. Equal opportunity to see the rich being ridiculous and all that.
And though I have nothing to wear them too, I do want every dress in this picture for my own -- every dress except for the pink one. The pink one's just wrong. But the yellow one is especially fierce, and belongs in my closet.
* The rest of you can watch the The Real Housewives of ATL on Bravo, starting July 30th.